Trippin'

I walked to work today, thought I would enjoy this warm weather (LOL!!!). It was a normal walk for the first many steps, and then a strange thing happened.


I tripped on a stick!

Now, in all my days, I have never tripped on a stick! I tell you, I have tripped on my shoelace, and I've tripped on some weed, heck, I've even gone on a canoe trip! But I have never tripped on a stick!


I know I can, but canoe?

Now I am a pretty even tempered person, and I normally wouldn't have minded this little whoopsie, if it weren't for the fact that when I fell:



I scratched my belly!

What a downer! This mad me mad, but you want to know what made me laugh?



The stick I tripped on, was a stick of gum!!!


LOL!

What's even weirder, I ate that gum!



LOL!!!

BYE!!!

Happy Easter!

Post Number Two, Whatcha Gonna Do??

Welcome back to Brooke's Blog everybody, where Brooke goes to speak his mind and make some crazy jokes! Today's post is for different topic than the last, this topic is:


HAPPY EASTER!

Easter is not for 11 days, but I wanted to be the first to wish everybody a happy Easter! I also wanted to pass along the following three health and safety tips for a healthy and safe Easter holiday!

Number 1:



I have a little saying I like to remember on Easter, regarding Easter eggs, that goes a little something like this:

Easter eggs can be delicious
Paired with milk they're quite nutritious!
Share some with your little brother
Give them to a homeless person!

I guess it's more of a rap-poem than anything else. Or a beat poem?.

Number 2:



Some Easter bunnys are not your friend. Sometimes they're really your..... teacher!

And finally, this is the one I usually call NUMBER 3!

Easter, while a time to eat chocolate, is not about eating chocolate.



It is about giving chocolate! ZING! Yeah right, if you mean giving chocolate a path to your own brown belly!

Happy Easter Bunnies!

BROOKE.