If there's one thing I love, it's movies. Well, actually, if it was just one thing it would probably be sight-seeing, but movies is a close second. And that is why I have a special surprise for you today! Grab your popcorn folks, we're going to the movies!
Grab this.
They say you catch more bees with honey than you do with vinegar. I say you catch more laughs with Monkeybone than you do with any other movie!
PROPER!
See that warning label on the front? It should read: WARNING! This movie is totally hilarious. Do not watch this movie unless you like movies that are really hilarious!
I've seen it before, but I just can't get enough! When I dropped it on the counter at Blockbuster I said to the dude: "Listen here you sweet-ass dude! I'm going to drop a hot jam for you called 'Just Can't Get Enough' by Depeche Mode cause I seriously can't get enough Monkeybone!"
And then I was like:
When I'm with you baby, I go out of my head
And I just can't get enough, I just can't get enough
All the things you do to me and everything you said
And I just can't get enough, I just can't get enough
We slip and slide as we fall in love
And I just can't seem to get enough, ahhh
We walk together, we're walking down the street
And I just can't get enough, I just can't get enough
Every time I think of you I know we have to meet
And I just can't get enough, I just can't get enough
It's getting hotter, it's our burning love
And I just can't seem to get enough, ahhh
And when it rains, you're shining down for me
And I just can't get enough, I just can't get enough
Just like a rainbow you know you set me free
And I just can't get enough, I just can't get enough
You're like an angel and you give me your love
And I just can't seem to get enough, ahhh
And let me tell you, dude ate it up. Dude treated it like a slice of 'za and ATE. IT. UP. Dude should have changed his name to Pete Za the way he ate this jam up. It was UN. CAN. NY.
So then I rocked home and slammed Monkeybone once. Only once. Do I sound guilty? I probably do cause I'm such a bad liar, cause you know I slammed it two times!! Couldn't resist the Monkeybone. Wanted to go for three but I fell asleep.
The most I have ever watched Monkeybone is three times. Three's a good number, but not excessive. Once you get up into four and five times it's like "Don't you have anything better you should be doing other than sitting around watching Monkeybone all day?"
POP QUIZ!
Q: How good is Monkeybone?
A: Very, very good.
Q: Would you rather watch Monkeybone or have sex with a girl?
A: Monkey. Next question.
Q: How many times did you watch Monkeybone last night?
A: Four fucking times!
Oh man. So busted. Anyway, I should be going now. I must sit in my converted storage cabinet and finish tapping out the last few pages of my screenplay. I call it... I call it... Mu... Mu... Mmmmmmmmmm...
